Welcome to Righteous Granny's!
The only place in the world to find Grammajuana (tm)
"Just as useless as the Pet Rock, but a whole bagful funnier."
25% of all sales will be used to purchase food and personal items for emergency pantries and shelters.
Nah, let's make that 50%. MUCH better.
What is Grammajuana and Why Should I Buy It for my Favorite Aging Party Animal Friends?
The Back Label Says It All.....and here's what it says:
"Grandma won't know it's not reefer!
Grandma still likes to party. But the years have taken their toll, and you worry about what today's dangerous drugs will do to the old gal. Grammajuana(tm) looks like the real thing, and since she's probably fried by now anyway, she'll never know the difference.
And don't forget about Grandpa!"
Remember when "joint pain" meant you'd burned your fingers? If so, you probably know someone who, instead of aging gracefully, continues to party way too much. Here's a sure-fire way to help save some of your loved one's remaining brain cells. It will also make them laugh out loud, which is good for their poor, tired lungs. Wow, you're just racking up Karma points left and right, aren't you?
DISCLAIMER:
This product is NOT intended for human consumption. It is a novelty item for adult amusement ONLY. Contains no controlled substances.
RIGHTEOUSLY PRICED!
(Remember those days?)
$8.00 per bag
FREE SHIPPING
Please allow 5-7 business days for delivery. I'm the only one here! :)
Sorry, U.S. only
